{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of bagel can fly?","punchline":"A plain bagel.","id":251}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
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