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Aliza Knox is an author, columnist, public speaker and non-executive director based in Singapore. She has served as the Head of APAC at Cloudflare from 2018 to 2020. She has also served as the Vice President and Head of APAC at Twitter between 2012 and 2017. Knox was recognized as the APAC IT Woman of The Year in 2020. She was also named on the Singapore 100 Women in Tech list in the year 2021. Knox holds American as well as Australian citizenship and is a permanent resident of Singapore.
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